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Your Rights & Limits on Your Usage
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If you would like to access, correct, amend, or delete any personal information Sadye has about you, you are invited to contact Sadye.
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Sadye solemnly swears not to intentionally sell your personal information to anyone unless offered upwards of USD$3.28 million or pinky-promised that by giving away your information, an upcoming election will swing in her preferred political direction.
In the unlikely event that either of these scenarios occurs, Sadye reserves the right to disappoint your blind internet trust in her ability and consideration to protect the limited personal data you've given her, promptly shutter up the S.S. Sorority House, and retire to Barbados where she'll commence a life of sipping daiquiris with Rihanna and shining bright like a diamond.
Please accept Sadye's deepest sympathies and legal indemnity for the inevitable manipulation of your cookies and political ideologies.
If you don't want Sadye to "process your data" to fulfill her dreams, email her, and she'll TaskRabbit an IT person to scrub your data trail right off her website.
(Knowing nothing about data trails or how to make a rabbit complete a task, results of the latter offer are not guaranteed but good faith efforts will be made.)