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Privacy Policy

By using the website, you agree to follow the conditions outlined in the Privacy Policy, which was created to inform you about the data this website collects from you. It also explains when and how this information can be used or disclosed.

Information Collected


When you fill out a form on this website or Sadye's social media pages, you may be asked to provide your contact information such as your name, mailing address, or email address. Your personal information will only be used by Sadye Storey and her minions. It will not be transferred, sold, or provided to any other party unless required by law.

Third-Party Providers

Sadye uses MailerLite to manage email marketing subscriber lists and to send emails to subscribers. MailerLite is a third-party provider, which may process your data using industry standard technologies to help Sadye monitor and improve her newsletters. MailerLite's privacy policy is available at


This website may use "cookies" to deliver web content specific to individual users' interests or to keep track of browsing behavior and traffic information such as URL, ISP, IP addresses, entry page, exit page, and other statistical, demographic, or aggregated information from its visitors. Sensitive personal information is not stored within cookies.

Hosting Platform

Sadye's website is hosted on the platform. provides Storey with the online platform that allows her to market and sell products and services to you. Your data may be stored through’s data storage, databases, and the general applications. They store your data on secure servers behind a firewall. 

Information Collected

Your Rights & Limits on Your Usage

You have the right to not provide your information, and you have the right to request to unsubscribe from Sadye's newsletter at any time by clicking on the unsubscribe link provided at the end of each newsletter or emailing Sadye. By declining to provide information or unsubscribing, you may not be able to use some of the services or features offered on this site.

If you would like to access, correct, amend, or delete any personal information Sadye Storey has about you, you are invited to contact Sadye.


You cannot copy, modify, distribute, license, disseminate, display, reproduce, transfer, sell, or offer to sell any material, information, product, image, text, code, or service viewed or obtained from this site without written permission from Sadye Storey.


Author's Rights

Sadye solemnly swears not to intentionally sell your personal information to anyone unless offered upwards of USD$3.28 million or pinky-promised that by giving away your information, an upcoming election will swing in her preferred political direction.


In the unlikely event that either of these scenarios occurs, Sadye reserves the right to disappoint your blind internet trust in her ability and consideration to protect the limited personal data you've given her, promptly shutter up the S.S. Sorority House, and retire to Barbados where she'll commence a life of sipping daiquiris with Rihanna and shining bright like a diamond.


Please accept Sadye's deepest sympathies and legal indemnity for the inevitable manipulation of your cookies and political ideologies.


If you don't want Sadye to "process your data" to fulfill her dreams, email her, and she'll TaskRabbit an IT person to scrub your data trail right off her website.


(Knowing nothing about data trails or how to make a rabbit complete a task, results of the latter offer are not guaranteed, but good faith efforts will be made.)

Your Rights & Limits
Author's Rights

Privacy Policy Revisions

The privacy statement was last revised on February 4, 2024. Sadye Storey reserves the right to modify this privacy policy at any time, so please review it frequently. Changes and clarifications will take effect immediately upon their posting on the website. If Sadye Storey makes material changes to this policy, she will notify you here that it has been updated, so that you are aware of what information she collects, how she uses it, and under what circumstances, if any, she uses and/or discloses it. 

Privacy Policy Revisions
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